due to pussy inflation
if you wanna bust a nut
it costs
an arm and a leg
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*started from the bottom plays in the background*
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The Lost Flame.: morphinginthepuhsea: matter of fact, i got alil deer story too. so i...
matter of fact, i got alil deer story too.
so i woke up one day. n im like “fuck, im hungry as shit…” there was no food in the house so i started to panic. i went back to the basement and as soon as i looked at the tv there was a wendys commercial on.
BINGO.
so i put…
The Lost Flame.: tubesock: I think people who believe they have “soulmates” suffer the...
I think people who believe they have “soulmates” suffer the most and I don’t mean that in a romantic way at all
I’m saying the concept is absolutely ridiculous and those people choose to suffer
yes that’s right it’s a choice
like if some bad shit happens and you’re like “I’LL…
HEY, UHH, DRILL MAN.
BELIEVE IN ME OR WHATEVER YOU WANT.
JUST LET ME GET A LOOK AT THOSE TITS OVER THERE FOR A SEC.
YEAHEEEAAAAH! TONIGHT! YO’ DRILL WILL PIERCE THOSE HEAVENS LIKE A 2 DOLLAH HOOKUH!
YO, DRILL-MAN. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIKKIN’ DRILL.
I GOT YER CONCEPT OF LOVE RIGHT HERE
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yeah i got a master sword you can pull out
I’m sorry but it’s time for this to go on my main blog
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big toe. pinky toe. why don’t any of the other toes have names wtf
stop erasing the voices of the intermediate toes
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I just got more of the Misty posters printed! Check out the store way down at the bottom of http://viridiancitypokecenter.tumblr.com/
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OMFG THIS GIF IS JUST A CUTE GIF OF A DOG EATING FOOD RIGHT BUT THEN I SAW IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND WATCHING IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS MAKES IT SO FUCKIGN INTENSE AND DRAMATIC OGMFG I M GONAN CHOKE IT JUST GOES FROM CUTE DOG EATING FOOD TO THE HOUNDS OF FUCKING SATAN BEING RELEASED AND DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
What the hell is wrong with us people
omg
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Fawk
bruh
